Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Golfer	Leggy Blonde	Beer Consumption	Loose Potatoes
Little Wanky	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Jet Fuel Alcoholics
Monks Made a Mistake	Blonde Braincells	Baldy Pants	A Roomful of Rednecks
Parakeet Cereal	The Leper	Hey Hey Fat Mama	Penis Requests a Raise
If _____ Made Toasters	Sports and Virility	Yo Mama's So Fat... World	Essential Army Stealth Equipment
Mommy, mommy... circles	Blondes and Cops	The True Story	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Yo mama's So Stupid	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Whose Son is He?	Snow
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Virgins in Caves	What is red and green?	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	What is red and green?	Comfortable	Birth Control
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	Le Stinkers	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Yo mama and a rat
You So Ugly	Blonde - Death in the Family	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
Yo mama's So Fat	Step Right Up...	Chucky at the Movies	Southern Values
New Priest In Town	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy