Dictaphone

A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"

He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Really Bloody Mary	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Blonde Boobies	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Whistle While You Twurk	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo Mama's So Fat... God	Current Administration
The Answer	Brunettes and God	Gorilla Control	Sons Devoted to Mom
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Jungle Gaiety	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Bedside Confession
What P.M.S. Stands For	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Blonde's Earrings
Where's the Blow Hole	Yo mama is a fatty	Donkey and Onion	You Might Be A Redneck...Total
Birdy	Higher Larnin'	Stooooopid Mama	This is a poor joke
Blonde...Passenger	Yo mama's So Stupid	Gary Condit's M.O.	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Mama in a Tight Shirt
Redneck Grocrey	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Microsoftie	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
A very successful lawyer parked his...	Genie in a bottle	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	You Might Be A Redneck
Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	Yo mama's So Small	Yo mama's so fat... road	Yo mama's...Hair
Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker