911

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Monster Mystery	Essential Army Stealth Equipment
Fishermen with Skills	In The Navy	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Redneck's Medical Dictionary
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Breast Stroke	Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Shirts Off
We're Talking Small	Hand me downs	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Baby, I've Got A Question For You
Yo mama's So Ugly	Dentata	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Redneck Hitchiker
Yo mama's So Poor	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Mommy Almost Died	Bush Fans
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	A Crappy Date (A True Story)	Valentine Gift Test
Eating is a Sport	Brown and Serve	You Work for the Government When:	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods
Why don't witches wear panties?	Death Row in Women's Prison	Para-shoot	Phone Line
Windows 666	Bear and Toilet	Hanging With Rednecks	Blonde - Death in the Family
Cash Flow	6.9	Fire Truck	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Stick of Dynamite	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Help Me, I'm On A Date	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath