Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Adventures in Disneyland	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Froggie Proposal
Blonde and shower caps	Tank Girl	77 vs 69	That's crazy
Yo mama's So Stupid	A Blonde Party	The Fish-Eating Competition	Carefully Placed Periods
Screw The World	Blondes on a Rope	One Good Deed	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Squirrel Kickin' Back	Executive Rimmin'	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Doctor Demented
Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Return the Dog
Blonde in Grocery Store	Archeological Gag	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Boo Hoo
Bush is a Puppet?	Texas Talkin'	Steroid Breast Stroke	Mom's Sponge
Olllllld Lawyer	Saving Her Butt	Dump List	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
David Beckham	A Greater Insult	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Scags Who Blew Bill
It's What's For Dinner	Puzzle Pieces	Bus Stop Blondes	A Few Good Men
The Blue Eye	Children and Cars	Dreamweaver	Bus Stop Blondes
Wizard of Oz	Revenge of the Blondes