Rump Roastin'

Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?

A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	Lost with Translation	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Chuckie Cheese Please
Two Sperm	3 Wishes	Yo mama's So Poor	Rent
Lucky Frog	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Invisible Carrots	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's...Stupid	Fishing for a Week	Pre-Paid Plan	Arkansas Scholars
Ultimate Rejection	Yo mama's...Fat	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Glories of old age II
You Might Be A Redneck If...	100,000 Frenchman	Play Dead	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde Alumna	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Women Pass Less Gas	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Yo mama's So Ugly	Elephant Tampon	Bad Lawyer	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...
The Teacher's Gift	Jokes On You, Teacher	Bush's Advisors	Yo Mama's So Dumb
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Your Parents Messed Up	Bar... Alabama	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette
Blonde Test	Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	On The Job Training	What a Gasser
How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Peeing Leprechaun
Blonde Welfare	Losin' It