Egyptian Pick-Up Line

What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?

"Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

High Stakes	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Blonde Cell Death	Yo mama's So Old
Sex and Dieting	Sharper Than a Ginsu	The Doctor's Convention	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA
What's Black?	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Yo mama's So Stupid	Hot Air Balloon
Clinton's Interns	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Yo mama's So Fat	An Ugly Position
Yo mama's So Stupid	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Hey DJ	Where did it go?
Yo mama's...Ugly	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Yo mama's...Kidnappers
Southern Foreplay	The Redneck's Milk	Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Elevator Scene
Yo mama's So Old	You Might Be A Redneck	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Hi-Steppin' Mama
Southern Values	Yo mama's so poor...	Upside Down Blonde	Red Ball Express
Yo mama's...Hair	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Fart Glossary
Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Pet Zebra	Lamaze Class	Spitfire
Bush Has Feelings Too	Hot Enough For You?	Please pass the mayo	Dude, I Rolled This Joint Venture
You Might Be Tough	Oreo Psycho-Personality Test