Blonde and a Pig

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, 'Where did you get that?'

The pig says, 'I won her in a raffle!'

110 votes, And 1137 Hits
	Rating:

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Redneck...TV Antenna	Confessional Etiquette	Blondes n' Crayons
Yo mama's So Fat... born	Yo mama's So Old	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object
Punk 'n' Parrot	What did the blonde say after ...	David Beckham	You Might Be A Redneck
Womanly Secret	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Bull	Ending It All
Redneck Teeth	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	Tennis Balls	What's Worse?
Lesbian Harem	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Redneck's Medical Dictionary	Lyin' Lawyer Laffs
Men Two Hobbies	Snack Food	Yo mama so po'	Five Pounds of Fat
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	The Paperboy	Louisiana Heritage	Bunny Love
Bush on Unemployment Aid	Iranians	FLAT BLONDE	Yo Mama's so ugly... your dad
Yo mama's So Stupid	Psychology Class	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Adam and Eve, Surprised
Clinton & A Screwdriver	Yo mama's So Fat	Florida Orange Growers	Pre-Paid Plan
Yo Mama... Shotgun	The Blonde and the Deodorant	The First Lady's patriotic duties	One Good Deed
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	What do u do if a blond...