Bright Eyes

How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?

Shine a flashlight into her ear.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Paying the Price of Marriage	Exotic Male Dancer	The Patient
The New 69	Glories of old age	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush BM	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Constipation	Washington Survey	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	Yo mama's So Stupid
Rhoids	Irish Cream	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Shirts Off
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	The Businessman's Medical Problem	Bush BM	Blondes and Bricks
Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?	Broomsticks	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Dentata
FLAT BLONDE	Blonde With License	What Do I Look Like?	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun
The Teacher's Gift	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Democrat's Concession	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Captain Hook's Death	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	A Helpful Man
Banana Peel	Rednecks' Teeth	Big Tongue	Little Wanky
The Blonde ABC's	A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son	Redneck Computer Lingo	A Mall Order
Blonde With Braces	Yo mama's so nasty...