Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding

Yo mama's so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Music	Yo mama's So Fat	Proverbs	Fair-Haired Science Fair
Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans	Hiney Bubbles	Brunettes and God	Bamming in 'Bama
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's so fat...	Lawyer Stamps	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3
Bird it Through the Grapevine	Special Remedy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Irish Cream
A Shave and a Shine	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Smoke It	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress
The Skeleton	Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Exotic Male Dancer
Yo mama's So Poor	Having to Take a Whisper	Work Blows	Texan Poetry
Burger King	Blondes and Colds	Boo Hoo	Set Me On Fire
Little Green Balls	You So Ugly	Yo mama is so damn fat yo	Joke for Limeys
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Ugly mama and a tail	Bzzzz	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
Post Turtle President	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	White, Slimy, & Horny	Flies on Poo
Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Understanding Marketing	Obese Michigan Mammas	I Nearly Pissed Myself
Engineering In Hell	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch