Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	Topless Sunbather	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Einsteinium
You're So Dirty	Adam and Eve	Lab Monkeys	Computer Breasts
Blonde lumberjack	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Christmas in West Virginia	Blondes n' Crayons
Get On The Bus	Perry Coma	In The Navy	Wal-marks the spot
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	One day a hunter was walking...	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Yo mama so stupid...
Big Testicles	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... World
Jenna's Predicament	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Oldest Couple Ever	Redneck Sex Ed	The Millennium Kid
Bush Has a Short One	LSD Cocktail	The 69ers	The Blonde & The Coke Machine
Definition of Suspicious	Carefully Placed Periods	You Might Be A Redneck	Mistaken Identity
The Blonde and the Zipper	Wet Lawyers	A Daring New Position	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy
The President''s Puzzle	Jingle Blondes	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk
Blonde Robbery	Banging and Banking