Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Vibrators and Soybeans	List of Short Books	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Computer Breasts	Dubya Quotes	POV	The Answer
Poor Blonde	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Yo mama's So Old	Ba Ba Black Sheep
The Rescue	Yo mama's So Fat	Guys and Dolls	Alabama Farmer
Penis Requests a Raise	Yo mama's...Stupid	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Bob Dole's Band
Capitol Parrot	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	Captured Blonde	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
Still Together	Switch!	Fooled You	Law School Graduation Gift
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Yo Mama Laundromat	Mountain Bike	Shark Attack
Big Fat Mopeds	Indecent Exposure	Blonde in the Morning	Redneck Hitchiker
Bulimic Bachelor Party	Confucius...Sausage	Yo mama's...Stupid	Party!
Yo mama's So Ugly	Go Fish	Blonde Driving	How Many Interns?
Bedside Confession	Gold Digger	Yo mama's...Fat	Banker Joke
Don't Step Out of the Car	I scream for ice cream