Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so poor...	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Blonde at Starbucks	Blonde's Vocabulary
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blondes and Gas Stations	Redneck Wedding	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	The Teacher's Gift	Yo mama's So Poor	Cannibals
The Nuns and The Blind Man	The Hired Help	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Dog Days
Hoshimota	There's No People Like Snow People	Gay Picnic	Hit TV Shows in Iraq
Painting A Wall	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid	First Cut is the Deepest
American Divorce	Blonde Test	Switch!	Iron Phone
Yo mama sooooo dumb	Yo mama's...Forklift	Yo mama's...Fat	Attack of the American Women
Dr. Feelgood	Dream on	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Multi-Balls
Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Toe Curl	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
Sheep Soup	Blonde - Death in the Family	Getting Flowers	Step Right Up...
Black Sheep	Three Girls Go Camping	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	Taxation
Animal Wackiness	Elvis vs. Al Gore