Fire Truck

Q: Why is a fire truck red?

A: If someone pulled your hose you would turn red too.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Blonde Shower	You So Ugly	Natural Blonde
Seven Dwarves On A Bus	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	Jungle Fever
Brunettes and God	The First Profession	Clinton's Boxers	The Rescue
You're So Poor...Christmas	A Roomful of Rednecks	Blonde's Favorite Group	One Drunken Night
Fart Glossary	Lightbulb... Rednecks	Skittles	Defense Lawyer's Good News
Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde - Two Coats	Family Honor	Wedding Night Pranks
Baby Gates and Microsoft	Free Sex Contestants	Upside Down Blonde	Speaking Women-ese
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Infectious Fast Food	Yo mama's...Bus	Redneck Porch
It's What's For Dinner	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	The Dirty Wife	What Do You Call?
Stick of Dynamite	Yo mama's So Stupid	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Microwave Cookery	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	New Rules For Employment	Bulimic Bachelor Party
Yo mama's So Flat	The Housebroken Redneck	Southern Values	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips
Yo mama's so fat... walk around	Yo mama's...Dirty