Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Clinton & KFC	Monica's Deposition	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Blonde on Socialism	Yo mama's So Fat	Confucius Say	Three Hellos
Weiner Eater	Blonde Who Has it All	Smart Pills	What's Black?
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Osama Bin Lighted	First Cut is the Deepest	Punk 'n' Parrot
Obese Michigan Mammas	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Clinton's Favorite Things	Canni Ball!
The Nuns and The Blind Man	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Lightbulb... Rednecks
Cuban Delicacy	Job Application	A Blonde's Brain At Work	What do u do if a blond...
Your mom is so stupid...	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Hot Revenge
Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	What, No Golden Goose?	Eating is a Sport
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Political Pampers	FLAT BLONDE	HMO Executive
Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	A blonde was cooking dinner
Yo Mama's Teeth	Two Blondes and a Camel	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shade	Perry Coma
Fish Market	Blondes at a Drive-In