Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick

Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Lab Monkeys	The Lawyer's Funeral
747	You So Ugly	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Yo mama's So Fat
Shark Attack	What's Black?	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Blonde Puzzle
Yo mama's So Stupid	Ancient Chinese Torture	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Bacon in My Ear
Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	Clinton Abortion Bill	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Wallet and Genitals
Drunken Man and Blonde	Thank You For Flying With Us	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	Redneck Fly-swatter
West Virginia Custody Battle	Jokes On You, Teacher	Cris Cross	Jane's Addiction
Yo Mama's So Stupid	The Blonde And The E-mail	Little Leprechaun?	X-Miss
The Archaeologist's Wife	Bishop And The Ass	Don't Step Out of the Car	Upholding the Cloth
Yo mama's So Poor	Jokes On You, Teacher	Me, I want a hoola hoop	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Yo mama's so ugly	Man Catches Crocodile	Sex Advice	Yo mama's So Poor
911	Blonde Bedtime	Professor of Logic	Blonde Bird Watcher
Five Pounds of Fat	Gloves: Joke circa 1890