Blonde vs. Ratings System

Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?

A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 not admitted” sign, so she went home and got 16 friends.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck Pants	Nailing Osama	Stuck in the middle	Adult Swim
River Deep	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Fred bin Flintsone	Line of Blondes
Stayin' Alive	Yo mama's...Stupid	Redneck Ghost Story	Yo mama's so fat... belt
Yo mama's So Fat	Understanding Marketing	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Pigskin Pro
Yo mama so po'	Hiding In The Closet	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Adult Swim
Get yo fingers bit	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Euro-English Instead of German
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Eating is a Sport	Yo mama's so stupid...	Yo mama's So Poor
Eternity	What's That, Tampon?	Man Beats Dog	Gary Condit's Pants
Scratchy Lottery	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Office English Dictionary	Cash Flow
You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Star Dreck	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Two Blondes and a Camel
Florida Orange Growers	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru	The Skeleton
Blonde E-Mail	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	Lack of Vision
You are a Redneck...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo