Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Blonde Fish Killer	Blonde lumberjack	Corn Flakes
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Confucius Say	Blonde at the Doctor's	Fifty Cent Piece
Yo mama's So Fat	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Inner Space	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy
Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Yo Mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
Punk 'n' Parrot	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	747 Full of Lawyers	Q & A...Shower
Blonde Lesbian	That's tacky	Erin Go Bra Shopping	Surfing USA
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's Teeth...	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Yo mama's so Stupid
Yo Mama's So Skinny	What Didja Learn?	Monster Valentine	Yo mama's...Ugly
Confessions Of Sodom	Socks	Monica's New Boyfriend	Dead Blonde in Closet
Brown and Serve	Balls and Old Ladies	Five Minutes to Midnight	How to Sell a Bible
One Good Deed	Yo mama's So Fat	Corn Hole	Runny Noodle
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Mountain Bike	Redneck Bar BellIf you have to use ...	Yo Mama's Speed Dial
The Lawyer Has an Accident	Hail To The...No, Wait