Rhyming Riddles Are The Best

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Passenger	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Branch-Davidians	Yo mama's so fat... drive-in
A Blonde Party	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	No one is safe	Bubba's Secret
Concorde Humor	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Birth Control	Blonde Fired
Brunettes and God	Mommy, Mommy!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Redneck Drivers	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Osama's Spawn
Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Aliens Attack	This Joke is Bananas!
The Blonde and the Jumper	Yo mama so po'	Good Girl...Bad Girl	The Quotable Marion Barry
Yo mama's So Fat	Professor of Logic	Rabbit Breakout	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate
Coincidentally	Yo mama's... stupid	Bullwinkle	Roy the Rooster
Yo mama's So Ugly	Soyburger vs dildo	Little Wanky	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...
There were two blondes at the park...	Hard Sleepin'	Obese Michigan Mammas	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
Yo mama's So Nasty	Sheep Soup	Fly Away	747
Osama is Celebate	How To Sell Lawnmowers