How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Genie and the Taliban
I feel like chicken tonight	Poker... or Her...	Whistle While You Twurk	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball
Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	In the back woods of Arkansas...
747 Full of Lawyers	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Ask The Doctor	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls
Bob Dole's Underwear	Yo mama is so poor...	Rope a Dope	The Dough Boyz
Redneck Job Interview	Yo mama's...Stupid	Get Your Feet Wet	Yo mama's...Forklift
It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Iraqi Law	Yo mama's Teeth	Yo mama's...Fat
Sex Advice	Blonde in Freezer	Blonde Skydiver	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Reverend	Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner	Condit vs. Clinton	What P.M.S. Stands For
Yo mama just gets dumber...	Legalese	Yo mama's so stupid...	Ice Cream
Honda	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Potatoes Hotatoes
Southern University Psychology	Helisoft	Sneezy	Yo mama so stupid...
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo mama's so ugly