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Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was assaulted.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baby Mama	Accident on the Golf Course	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Jingle Balls
Redneck Engineering Exam	A falling out	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Blondes and Virgins
A blonde goes into a music store and...	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Stop Tailgating	The difference between boiling water and
Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin'	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Blonde and License Plates
The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Dr. Doctor	Blonde's Medical Exam	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy
Yo mama's Teeth	Elevator Scene	Understanding Marketing	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
Priestly Duties	George Bush is So Stupid...	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo mama's so fat... swimming
Why does the TV like the remote?	You Might Be A Redneck	Toy Cars And Breastices	Virgins in Caves
Clinton's Favorite Things	Did you hear....?	Redneck Job Interview	Cow with No Legs
Windows 666	Watch and Learn	Clinton's Favorite Things	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Blonde Smoker	Sneezy	Blonde...Passenger	Good, Bad, Worse
Lack of Vision	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell