Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Grandpa Gets Off	Yo mama's So Fat	A Blonde Party
Pervert Psychiatrist	Shoot The Pig	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Clinton's Interns	Sexual Olympics	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean
Ba Ba Black Sheep	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Redneck Engineering Exam	Rise and Shine
Squirrel Kickin' Back	Elmo's Redesign	The Dentist	George Bush is So Stupid...
Abstinence	Bush and Cheney Lunch	Pay-Per-Blonde	Heavy Sack
Two Old Ladies	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Blondes 'n' Birth Control
Yo mama's So Fat	Blondes and Bricks	Get Your Feet Wet	Pee On A Ferrari
Yo mama's So Stupid	Ice Cream	Horse Tears	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born
Yo mama's So Ugly	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Sanitary Blonde	Yo mama is so dumb...
Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers	Yo mama's...Hair
Rosebud	Golf On The Sly	Snowblonde	Redneck Home Improvement
What Didja Learn?	Vandal Scandal