Executive Rimmin'

Why did George W. Bush cross the road?

To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	Stumped Doc	Lawyer and Sperm	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
The Scott's Pocket Watch	Blonde's Challenge	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Osama Gets Loaded
I've Got Shingles	Pink, Grey, & Stuck	The Injured Thumb	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
Cosmopolitan Redneck	Christmas Carol Parrot	Love At First Sight	Jingle Balls
Yo mama's...Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Flour Patch
Multi-Balls	Late AGAIN	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Bubba Died in a Fire
Blonde Minivan Tragedy	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Yo mama's...Greasy	Fooled You
Yo mama's So Fat	Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	None	Blondes and Turtles
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Nudist Camp	Blonde in Freezer
Blondes Love Puzzles	Chillin' Biddies	Redneck Christmas Shopping	The Raffle
Biting	Beep Beep	Sheep Soup	Bush's Morning Run
Lawyer and Sperm	Yo mama's So Ugly