You Big Tomato

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Flat	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Ghetto Mama	Heffahump
Yo mama's so Nasty	Stayin' Alive	Yo mama's so fat...	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull
Can't Take You Anywhere	Blonde Bicycle	Dick 2 Balls	Leggy Blonde
Blonde Overdue	Baby Drink	Yo mama so fat...	This Joke is Bananas!
Soyburger vs dildo	I've Got Shingles	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Blonde State of Mind
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Viagra Diet	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	What a Gasser
Blonde Car Hijinx!	Brain Cell	You Might Be A Redneck If...	Blonde Skydiver
Laxative Cough Therapy	Man and Pharmacist	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Mommy, Mommy!
Gay Irishmen	More Zombie Baby Jokes	This Little Piggy	Clinton's Favorite Things
Dick 2 Balls	Your teeth are so busted...	The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...	Blondes at a Drive-In
Southern Values	Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You	Redneck in a Suit	Taxation
Tales From The Shire	Attack of the American Women	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Viagra Coffee
Vibrators and Soybeans	Father to Blonde Daughter