Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo mama is so ugly when she wakes up to salute the day the sun runs to hide.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Topless Sunbather	Yo mama's So Old	Meat Department	Yo Mama's... Hairy
Coming to America	Counting Condoms	Optimistic Jack	Yo Mama's a Saint
Blonde Bicycle	Military Service	Feeling Like A Woman	Country Politics
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Invisible Carrots	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
The Blind Man	Dick 2 Balls	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde in a Round Room	Tickle These, Elmo	Confucious	Mexican or Mexican't
Please pass the mayo	Perfumed Blonde	Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Playing Doctor
Drivers' Ed	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Bubba Gets Smart	Sex Advice
Upside Down Blonde	Farmer Joe and his Mule	One hungry Bush...	Yo Mama's So Dumb
A very successful lawyer parked his...	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Chucky at the Movies	Christmas In Heaven
Redneck College Grad	Rump Roastin'	Difference!	Y'might Be A Redneck
Yo mama's Teeth	Blondevision	Death Row in Women's Prison	Stick of Dynamite
The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Taxation