Breakfast of Champions

Yo mama so stupid, she opened up a box of Cheerios and said, "Look, my Alphabet Soup spells 'Ooooo.'

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Blonde Looking for a Job	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Attention-Seeking Redneck
Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Survivor for Alabamans	Bush and Gore, together again	A manager walks into his office...
Crab Cakes	Yo mama's...Ugly	Chuck The Yuck	Drivers' Ed
Glories of old age	Sunroof You All Night Long	Grand Theft Auto	Higher Larnin'
President Hillary	Attack of the American Women	Baywatch	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type
Blonde's Shoes	Surfing USA	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Family Honor
Gold Digger	Toothbrush	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Blonde's Twinkle
Windows 666	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Yo mama's so fat... shaves
Fooled You	Yo mama's So Fat	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder
yo mama's hair...	Dream on	A Helpful Man	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
Reverend	Brain Cell	Yo mama's... stupid	Yo Mama's Speed Dial
Two Men and A Refrigerator	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Cerebral Blonde	A blonde was cooking dinner
Daddy, What Is Sex?	Definition of Suspicious