Yo mama's so fat... swimming

Yo mama so fat, she goes swimming and gets harpooned!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Goathead! Goathead!	Gorilla in Heat	More Zombie Baby Jokes
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat	Flour Patch
What's The Difference, Yo?	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Let's Live On Love	Blonde and Dictionary
Adam's New Organs	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Pre-Paid Plan	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
American Divorce	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army
ESL 'N' Enron	What's That, Tampon?	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	Get You With The Nine
Men and Women FAQ	Man and Pharmacist	Blondes in a Volkswagen	Yo mama's So Lazy
Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Yo mama is so dumb...	Lawyers on the Beach	People Really Said These Things In Court
Yo mama's So Stupid	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise
Yo mama's so stupid... tv	Clinton's Protection	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Legless Poodle
A Flaky Blonde	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Yo' Face So Greasy	Lawyer in a Tree
Blonde Overdue	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Condom Size Tester	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather