You So Ugly

You so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped yo' mama!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Doe a Deer	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Man and Pharmacist	The Businessman's Lucky Seat
Dr. Doctor	Pickle in the Pants	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Highly Illogical
Bad Lawyer	Pop Goes The Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
What do you call a blond with half a brain?	The Blind Man	Redneck Anthem	You Might Be A Redneck
Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD	How Bill and Hillary Really Met	Icy Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Yo mama's...Fat	Greg Norman	Hack Golfer
Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	The Govinator	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Political Pampers	Move Over Little Johnny	Bob Dole	Yo mama's So Fat
Oldest Couple Ever	Redneck Disaster	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp
The 69ers	Yo mama's So Stupid	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	What's Your Poison?
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes	Limbless Prostitute	Para-shoot
Biting	I Don't Like My Brother	Old People And Nastiness	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's So Ugly	Texas Talkin'