Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Goathead! Goathead!	Yo mama's...Fat	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Crab Cakes	The Blind Man
Three Hellos	Elmo's Redesign	Glories of old age	Obese Michigan Mammas
Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	David Beckham	How to Mess With the IRS	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
Bill Gates and General Motors	That's tacky	Improvements in Hell	Monday Night Osama
Yo mama's So Fat	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Blonde Trying to Eat
Work Blows	Fishing For a Sale	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Grosser Than Gross Kiss
911	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Microsoft in Detroit?	Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road
Optimistic Jack	Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse	Yo mama' got sauce	Blonde - Mating Call
Cinderella Gets Some Ash	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Ear Condoms	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry
Ice Fishing	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	Wright, Right?	Yo mama's teeth are so big...
Top 20 Signs It's a Bad Day	Yo mama's So Small	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency
Yo Mama's So Old	Spitfire