Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? A: Cash and carry!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mr. Macho	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Bubba's Secret
Leeches	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats
Pickmeup	Chalkboard Culprit	Iraqi Funerals	Sharks and Lawyers
How Bill and Hillary Really Met	Five Pounds of Fat	Why I Am So Tired	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
How did Britney Spears...	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Drastic Diet
Hot Enough For You?	Carpet	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Man Of The House
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	How To Sell Lawnmowers	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	How Many Interns?
She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Yo mama's So Stupid	Hooked On Dem Jets	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury
Tardy Blonde	Sign On The Brothel	Blonde Driving	Screwed, For Sure
Dutch Virgin	De-evolution	Knock Knock... Sham	Eternity
Cerebral Blonde	Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...	Dr. Doctor	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
Be Careful What You Wish For	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Bill Gates' Honeymoon
This is a poor joke	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera