If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	Talking Italian	Comfortable	Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Bill Gates and General Motors	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	First Day Out	Baby Mama
Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Voodoo Enronomics	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Sharper Than a Ginsu
Blonde and Clock	Urinalotta Trouble	Sunroof You All Night Long	Redneck...Ironing Board
Blondes and Iceberg	Elevator Scene	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
Smile if You're Blonde	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Easter Blondies	Rock da House
The Blonde and the Jumper	Two Old Ladies	Condom Brands	Night Of The Living Dead
Redneck Job Interview	Dream on	Still Together	Bush's Advisors
Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Mouth Organ	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Homeward Blonde	The Skeleton	Multi-Balls	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool
Blonde's Air Conditioner	A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Hairy
Yo mama's So Ugly	Brother is "Out"	Blondes and Virgins	Yo mama's So Ugly
The Blonde Hostess	Wright, Right?