Dikfer

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?"

"A what?"

"A dikfer."

"What's a dikfer?"

"Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Office English Dictionary	Little Leprechaun?	Clinton 'n' Buddy
You might be a redneck if your daddy...	Replacing Vanna	Twelve Inch Pianist	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Please pass the mayo	Weiner Eater
Plaster Lawyers	Stuttering Problem	A Daring New Position	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	What did the blonde say after ...	Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Hack Golfer	Get On The Bus	Iranians	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Yo Daddy Is So Bald	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	If You Could!	You So Ugly
Bush and Son	Bed Football	Louisiana Tourist Attraction	Yo mama's So Stupid
What Do I Look Like?	Bubba Claus	Blondes and Virgins	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so nasty...	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Shipwrecked	Law School for Nuns
Joining the Colony	That's crazy	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Yo mama's so old... antique shop
Man and Pharmacist	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Trucks and Babies	Yo mama's so fat... hospital
Daddy, What Is Sex?	Bad reception