There were two blondes at the park...

There were two blondes at the park.
One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."

And the other looks up and says, "Where?"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so poor...	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Computer Breasts	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type
Bedside Confession	Burying Osama	Yo Mama's So Fat... God	A Real Watch Dog
Mechanic's Lube	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Degrees of the Law	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
Urinalotta Trouble	The True Story	Blondes and cow patties	Man and Pharmacist
Bird it Through the Grapevine	Pink Floyd	Capitol Parrot	Yo momma so stupid...
Blonde's Coat Hanger	Hormonally Yours	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Black and White and Red All Over
Redneck Honeymoon	Political Pampers	The Archaeologist's Wife	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Ugly	Rhoids	Chin nuts
Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Pothead Shopper	Osama's Favorite Movie	The Quotable Marion Barry
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Democrat's Concession	Yo mama's So Stupid	Seduction Made Easy
I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Naked Man on the Run
Yo Mama's So Small	Put It On Your Organ	Little Johnny's Wish	The Housebroken Redneck
If Ever You're Choking...	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands