Gum

Why did God give women belly buttons?

For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	The Shakes
A man's logic	The Millennium Kid	Two Things About a Blonde	Carefully Placed Periods
Blonde lumberjack	A bear was chasing a little rabbit...	Redneck Track & Field	Survivor for Alabamans
Count Chock Full of Nuts	Yo mama's so fat... bath	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Redneck Driver's License Application	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Friendly Neighbors
Monica & The Rest Of Us	Drink up	Question...Sex Change	A Few Good Men
Bombing Works	Yo Mama's So Greasy	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Better Luck Next Time
Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Rhoids	Yo mama's So Fat
Rastavirgins	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Women vs. Dog Poop
Hard Drive	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Christmas In Heaven	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
What P.M.S. Stands For	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips	Yo mama's So Fat	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
A Real WANGsta	The First Lady's patriotic duties	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Blonde and Blonder
Man Of The House	Keep It In Your Pants