Proverbs

''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.''''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Einsteinium
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Blonde's Challenge	Mail Order Blonde	Fair-Haired Science Fair
Montana Ghost Story	A Small Journey Through Hell	Yo mama's football knowledge	Feeling Like A Woman
Yo Mama So Dry	Redneck Drivers	Mommy, Mommy!	Crab Cakes
Clear Blue Easy	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's So Poor	Black Sheep
Eternal Judgment	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Redneck Pants	Clinton and a lightbulb
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Blonde Horse Sense	Erin Go Bra Shopping	Yo mama's So Stupid
Louisiana Heritage	Stoplight	Corduroy Condom	Sex and Dieting
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Zip It. Zip It Good.	We're Talking Small	One Good Deed
Like Midgets In The Night...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Condom Size Tester	Lepechaun at Augusta
A wrinkle in time	It's Open Lawyer Season!	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Gay Church	Lightbulb...Californians	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
Little Green Balls	The Wet and the Blonde