Dictaphone

A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"

He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stumped Doc	Yo Mama... Shotgun	We's Huntin' Frenchman	Weiner Eater
M&M's	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Pickle Slicer	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Yo mama's so fat...	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Yo mama's So Ugly	Viagra Coffee
Bug's Mind	Michael Jackson and Casper	Yo mama's...Stupid	Be Careful With That Viagra
Malcolm in the Puddle	The Vampire	Iraqi Funerals	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...
Martooni	Multi-Balls	Rookie Pitcher	Like Father Like Son
Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex	Jane's Addiction	Blondes Screwing	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
Smoke It	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Yo mama's...Bus	Dear Old Dad
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff	Definition of Suspicious	David Beckham Redux
Suicidal Blonde	Political Pampers	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Really Sick
Holiday	Circumcisional Evidence	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Parsley
Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Yo mama's So Poor	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Trapped Inside a Whale
Mechanic's Lube	Wright, Right?