Yo mama's So Short

Yo' mama so short, she tripped over a skittle, hit the curb, and died on impact!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama Gets Loaded	My First Time	M&M's	I've Got Shingles
Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Bug's Mind	You Work for the Government When:	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
Yo mama so stupid...	Return the Dog	You Might Be A Redneck...Chew	Stoplight
Rubbing Her The Right Way	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	The Golden Fiddle	Wavey Blonde
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Blonde's Bridge	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Retired Marine
Yo Mama's So Stank	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
Pee On A Ferrari	Coming to America	Professor of Logic	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her
Redneck Wins the Lottery	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	Barbie's Christmas Beau
Legalese	Set Me On Fire	Why don't witches wear panties?	What Do I Look Like?
Yo mama's...Stupid	Redneck Engineering Exam	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress
Yo mama's...Fat	Love Is Blindness	Yo mama so stupid...	The Birds and the Bees
Yo mama's So Ugly	Hole in One	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Cookin'
CNN Late Breaking News! It has been ...	Yo mama's...Stupid