Redneck's Last Words

What are a typical redneck's three last words? "Hey, watch this! "

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	Guess Who?	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	You're So Poor
Chew on this	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Ark-N-Saw	Two Sperm
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Blondes Doing the Wave	A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Why I Am So Tired	Important Question	Job Application	Caution: Condom Crossing
Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium	Sleeping Blonde	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Bishop And The Ass
Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	You Might Be Tough	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Bubba Gets Smart
The Test	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Blondes and Candles	Blonde and Pizza
Impressing Women	The Redneck's Milk	Toothbrush Salesman	The Dirty Wife
Birdie Poem	Archeological Gag	Cartwheeling for Cash	International Beer Syndrome
Blondes and Colds	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Mouth Organ
Homeward Blonde	Gross Grandma	Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass	No More Labor Pains
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde Driving	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	Capitol Parrot
Heavy Sack	Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber