Ugly mama and a tail

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something like her, I pinned a tail on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Sex and Dieting
The roof is on fire	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	A Prayer Before Dying	Weiner Eater
Osama's Covered Wagon	Banana Peel	Ice Ice Baby	Genie and the Taliban
KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	Blonde's Favorite Group	Eternal Judgment
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Pee On A Ferrari	Clinton 'n' Buddy
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Valentine's Day Card Shopping	The Hired Help
Natural Blonde	Thermos and Blonde	Yo mama's So Poor	Horse Tears
Arkansas Scholars	Yo mama's So Ugly	Ha, The Joke's On You	Bamming in 'Bama
Redneck Sex Ed	Jane's Addiction	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Use Your Pituitary	Southern Values
Your teeth are so busted...	Yo Mama's So Poor	Mechanic's Lube	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Handy Blondy	Redneck Toothbrush	Sleep Now
Rooster in His Declining Years	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song