Lightbulb...Californians

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	Hungry Mama	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket
Bush and Bill	That's crazy	Sunroof You All Night Long	Barbie and Britney
The Hired Help	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Small Things	Yo mama's So Stupid
Monica & The Rest Of Us	The Vampire	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
The Blonde and the Jumper	Yo Mama's So Fat... World	Chilled Crabs	Impotence
You Might Be A Redneck...	Leper Hockey	SAG Meeting	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Bush and Gore, together again	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Shipwrecked
Latex Gloves	Cannibals	Dr. Doctor	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?
George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	You Big Tomato	A Real WANGsta	Yo mama is so damn fat yo
500 lawyers in the ocean	Dear Old Dad	Blonde State of Mind	Redneck Oral Hygiene
Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas	Iraqi Law	MasterCard For Men	Art Gallery Nudes
Malcolm in the Puddle	Gross Siamese Tongue	TiVo	Yo mama's So Ugly
The Grand Forks Flood Film	He's So Lucky, He's A Star