Obese Michigan Mammas

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?

Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Genital Mutilation is Funny	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Mmm...Smells Good	Condit vs. Clinton
yo mama is so fat....	Justice Prevailed	Politically Speaking	Blondes Strike Back
Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Blonde Pooltable	Executive Decision	Yo mama's So Dumb
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Winnie the Pooh	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
Three Hellos	The Definition of	Moms and Their Snooping	Yo mama's So Stupid
Chillin' Biddies	Blonde's Medical Exam	Lawyer Stamps	Blonde Road Crossing
Elephantitis	Dear Old Dad	Witchy Women	Bad Day Blondie
The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	The Fly	Yo Mama's House Is So Small	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi
Stayin' Alive	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Blonde Coffee Breaks	Sheep Boy
Yo mama so dirty...	Yo Mama Bath	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...
Flies in a Lightbulb	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	There was a man who loved baked beans...	Yo mama's so short...
A Fashion Sense	Redneck Sex Ed	Yo mama is so dumb...	Homeward Blonde
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	What's Rough and Hairy?