Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

XXX Blondes	It's Not Genetics	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Bush's Tragedy
We're Studying Hard	Signs You've Been Partying Too Much	Speaking Women-ese	Gay Church
Blondes in a Box	Witchy Women	Accident on the Golf Course	Rise and Shine
Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Blonde on the Run	Burger King	Rare Disorder
A Real Ball Buster	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	West Virginia Custody Battle	Forest Gump
You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Round and Round It Goes	Rock da House	Baby Drink
Wal-marks the spot	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Drivers' Ed
Adventures in Disneyland	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Post Turtle President	New Trend Diet
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bar... Alabama	She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"	Blonde Brushing Hair
Redneck Computer Lingo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Windows 666	J.Lo and doorknobs
Blonde Girlfriend	Government Tactics	Blonde on the Computer	Gay Man in Church
Bin Laid	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Perry Coma	Yo mama's So Poor
Elementary, My Dear Watson	Father to Blonde Daughter