Flour Patch

Yo mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Toothpaste Inventor	Bubba Died in a Fire	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised
Paper Street	Masochism Tango	Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...
Blonde and a Pig	The Blonde and the Librarian	Keep Warm	Slippery Doorknob
Bacon in My Ear	Yo mama's So Hairy	Bone Diggers	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Family Reunion	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her
You Know You're Old	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Radical Procedure	Beans & Onions: Delicious
Blondes on a Rope	Ice Hole	Hand me downs	Pitching a Tent
Bubble Blowing Duckies	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo mama's so fat... door
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Gorilla in Heat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Stupid
Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Catching Osama	Soccer Blonde	Headache
Three Couples, No Sex	Blonde and Goldfish	DJ's First Day of School	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
I feel like chicken tonight	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Ear Condoms
You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry