Lawyers and God

What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be Tough	Drunk Musicians	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	The Painter & Her Eyesight
Heffahump	Stick of Dynamite	Ignorance	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
Gay Church	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	She's So Blonde... 60 Minutes	Confucious...Baseball
Yo Mama Laundromat	Mirror, Mirror	Satisfaction	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World
A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Hey fatty	The Raffle	New Improved Lawnmowers
Three Hellos	Yo mama's...Old	You Can't Put HimTogether Again	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's...Fat	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Eatin' Possum	Yo mama so dirty...
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Pre-Paid Plan	Yo mama's So Ugly	Sex and Air
Hiding In The Closet	Pee On A Ferrari	Blonde Diet	Clinton Stew
Bush Has a Short One	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	100,000 Frenchman	Pinocchio and Splinters
Yo Mama's Halloween	How Many Interns?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar	Multi-Balls
Yo mama's...Fat	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Life Saver	Special Remedy
Factory Girl	Seven Dwarves On A Bus