Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do puppies and gynecologists...	Don't Choke	Lab Monkeys	Adam's New Organs
Espanol para Matadors	Concorde Humor	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Jingle Balls	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo Mama's so old... act	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter
A helping hand	Picture perfect	Door Hinge	The Fish-Eating Competition
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	First Class	Yo Mama's So Dumb
One hungry Bush...	Porcupines	Redneck Bubble Baths	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs
Yo Mama's so ugly... your dad	Southern Foreplay	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Redneck Yardwork
Fish TV	Shop At WalRusMart	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Minor differences
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	Bow-Legged Cowgirls	What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...
Limbless Prostitute	Long Road Home	Bush's Favor	The Wet and the Blonde
Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Duck, Duck, Lawyer	Lightbulb Flies
Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck in a Suit	Gotcha!	The Hired Help
Rooster in His Declining Years	Sons Devoted to Mom