The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Mr. Macho	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
Yo Mama's So Small	The Wrinkled Nightgown	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	In The Navy
Sex vs. Computers	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Your Parents Messed Up	Monster Valentine
Confucious...Baseball	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Twelve Inch Pianist	The Golden Mug
Instant-Win Airbags!	Blonde Horse Sense	Donkey and Onion	Yo mama's So Stupid
Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Shirts Off	Montana Ghost Story	That's A Buncha Bull
Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Toy Cars And Breastices	The Hired Help	Redneck Ghost Story
Waterskiing with Blondie	Bush's Advisors	Perfumed Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
Getting Flowers	Ceramic Guys	Dutch Virgin	Rednecks' Dogs
Lawyers on the Beach	Authentic Grafitti	Chucky at the Movies	Better Luck Next Time
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Top 20 Signs It's a Bad Day	Beep Beep
The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Goodyear Rubber