You So Ugly

You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grandpa Gets Off	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Made in Canada	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Technically and Reality?
Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Yo mama's So Fat	Political Spelling Contest	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress
In the back woods of Arkansas...	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Perfect Penis	A Blonde Party
Yo mama's...Skinny	Things Just Fallin' Off	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Bubble Blowing Duckies
I Had a Dream	Yo mama's So Fat... born	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Baaaaad Breath
Mountain Bike	Swing Low Sweet Charriot	Iraqi Law	Yo mama's nasty!
Name Those Tracks	The Deer Hunt	Cris Cross	Blonde in the Mirror
Fishing for a Week	Blonde and a Sock	Blonde...Hair Up	Shipwrecked
Yo mama's so hairy...	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Squeaky Clean
Yo mama's So Fat	The Dirty Wife	Yo Mama's So Fat... Snowshoes	Three Gay Men
Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Pay-Per-Blonde	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Biting
Fortune 500	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick