Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor.

The old man asks, 'Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'

The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."

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