Substituting Rats for Lawyers

Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests? Three reasons:

1. There are more lawers then rats.
2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them.
3. There are some things a rat will not do.

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