Yo mama's so old... antique shop

Yo mama is so old she went to an antique shop and they kept her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Yo mama's...Fat	Baby boomers
Dirty Tricks	Blonde in a Library	Major Crackage	Cosmopolitan Redneck
Yo mama's so fat...	The True Story	Tap Dancin'	Iraqi Law
Little Voice	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Elevator Scene	Guys vs. Girls
Louisiana Heritage	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	An Ugly Position	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Blonde - Two Coats	Night Of The Living Dead	That's A Buncha Bull	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Thermos and Blonde	Gary Condit's M.O.	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony
Para-shoot	Pinocchio and Splinters	Political Pampers	LSD Cocktail
Redneck Home Improvement	Christmas In Heaven	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex
Blonde - Contractor	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Witchy Women	Widows98
C.E.O. D.U.M.B	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Elephant...Cherry Tree
Blonde and Goldfish	Star Trek	B-Day Sex	Yo mama is so damn fat yo
Hanging With Rednecks	Blonde on Blonde Jokes