Pro Congress?

If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Yo Mama's Halloween	Clinton and a lightbulb	Yo Mama's So Ugly
You might be a redneck if your daddy...	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
Little Wanky	Incontinent Vegetarian	Okie Jokie	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...
Line of Blondes	Paraplegic	Sex Contract	Jungle Gaiety
Redneck Ghost Story	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Small Things	You Might Be A Redneck	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Screwed, For Sure
You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up	We're Talking Small	Yo mama's So Poor
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Dinner's On The Table	Helisoft
A Natural Blind	Big Fat Mopeds	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Pothead Shopper
Lipstick Or...?	Deernuts and Beernuts	The difference between boiling water and	Grandma's Birthday
You Might Be A Redneck If...	Bar... Alabama	Blonde's Finals	That's A Buncha Bull
Yo mama is so dumb...	Blonde Ice Fishing	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Honeymoon
Ugly mama and a tail	Clinton Monument